• Please treat the van like it's yours. A few specifics: No smoking or vaping inside — $500 cleaning fee. Return with roughly the same fuel level and with the gray and cassette tanks emptied ($60 if we dump for you). The pop-top must be fully closed and latched before driving. It also needs to be dry before it's closed for the day — I'll show you how at pickup. No off-roading. Maintained gravel and forest roads are fine; rough two-track and washboard are hard on the roof seals. Overall height with the rooftop A/C is about [X] — check clearances before parking garages and drive-thrus. Minimum driver age 25. Any additional driver must be approved before the trip. No festivals or long-term stationary living. A road-facing dash cam records the road ahead for insurance purposes. There is no interior recording. Propane runs the cooktop, furnace, and water heater — it'll be full at pickup. Cell service disappears in much of the Gorge and around Mt Adams. Download maps before you go. Text me any time during your trip. If something isn't working, tell me early — most things I can solve in five minutes. • Pets are welcome. Please crate them when they're alone in the van, keep them off the beds, and brush out the hair before returning. A $50 pet fee applies per trip.