Rules of the road Do: • Tow with a vehicle rated for at least 3,500 lbs and use the weight-distribution hitch we provide • Keep speeds under 65 mph while towing — this is a light trailer and crosswinds are real • Check tire pressure and lug nuts before every travel day (we'll show you how at pickup) • Dump gray and black tanks before return, or add the $50 tank service at checkout • Return the camper clean and with the fresh water tank full, as you received it • Call or text us immediately if anything breaks, leaks, or feels wrong — don't wait until return Don't: • No smoking or vaping inside the camper, ever — $250 fee • No off-roading beyond maintained forest service and gravel roads — this is a Boondock, not a rock crawler • No more than 2 overnight occupants • Don't leave the camper unattended and unhitched at a site without the wheel lock engaged • Don't dump tanks anywhere except designated dump stations • No stickers, decals, or modifications of any kind • Fees you'll see on the receipt: $250 smoking fee, $50 tank service if returned full, plus repair costs for any damage beyond normal wear, documented with pre- and post-trip photos.